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On falling asleep to the sound of porn

My sex drive has been spectacularly erratic during lockdown. I’m single (I prefer to think of it as ‘having an imaginary sex life’) and I have wavered between living with one hand permanently down my pants, and getting dressed in the dark so that I don’t have to look at my bits. Throw in the screwed-up, Ray Bradbury ‘Last Night of the World’ style dreams that we’ve all been having, plus the embarrassing sex dreams about colleagues forcing you to do your team stand-ups without your webcam, and I’d say we’ve all been having a rough time of it. One thing I have found helpful is video porn. Doesn’t matter what it is, as long as I’ve seen it before and the plot isn’t so gripping I have to stay awake to watch. I put porn on my tablet, prop it up by the pillow next to me, and I can fall asleep in minutes.

The sound of relaxing countryside noises on my Google Nest Hub has been replaced by the sound of a domme and two femboys screwing, and I’m sleeping like a baby.

3 replies on “On falling asleep to the sound of porn”

Wow Charlie, I love the image, and the thoughts you have put out there too. I have been lucky enough to sleep ok without vivid dreams in lockdown (probably jinxed it now!) but when I was struggling with grief I found audioporn / folk reading erotica helped me drop off to sleep – particularly the soothing voices of Tabitha Rayne and Jupiter Grant

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Thanks Posy! I’ve tried a couple of podcasts, Bawdy Storytelling and Kiss Me Quick’s Erotica. I haven’t tried an audio book yet – any recommendations? If it helps, I get off on drag queens reading tutorials about spreadsheets 😂

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I think that the lockdown has made everything feel so much more intense and moods seem to be more extreme and change quickly. I think if you can find something that seems to work then it’s worth doing it. Again and again. Lockdown rules. This is a great image and I really like the angle of your hips. missy x

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